Am I allowed to solicit my business on the frontpage? Who cares!

I set up a Fiverr account to have some sort of commission receiving system I don't need to think about.

The account is new, and I'm still pretty much an unknown in the freelancing world, so my prices are low just to attract people to write me some reviews. If you're a fan of my art, and would like to have some of your own, help me out a little by checking out the Fiverr:

https://www.fiverr.com/octong/make-a-lineart-illustration-of-whatever-you-like\

Come on down, get some cheap art.

I made a mini-comic. It may be short but it makes up with girth. Go check it out!!!!!

there are too many retards joining the site recently and flooding The Portal with garbage submissions.

The state of the Portal is the worst I've ever seen it and it gets worse every day.

It's all stolen content, animations made by blind people, and mislabeled SFM porn.

The only reason someone in their right mind would want to go to The Portal in it's current state is to get Blam points up, or Whistle points up.

What's happening to NG? Why is the King of The Portal the dude who makes big titty mouse porn?

It's up to us, bros. go out there and blam some fools. we gotta protect the integrity of the sacred Portal.

Make sure to blam ANY AND ALL HORNY POSTS!!!

If we allow porn submissions to keep getting awarded we're gonna retain the same reputation that Tumblr and Twitter have, a bunch of horny morons dismissing content of real quality.

Cheers, lads. Long live NG!!!

lol go read this on my site: https://octaviomaury.com/blog-direction.html

or read it here if you're normal, i guess:

 I haven't really done much on here in a while as far as blog posts or Quips go. The reason for that is that when you have a website named with your full, real name, it's kinda hard to get away with a lotta stuff without getting anyone mad at you, so, for the most part, I've decided this site is going to be a portfolio, art-only type of deal. I'm not gonna be doing many more blog posts, im gonna just do art and stuff on here. of course, blog posts are fun so I've kinda been more active on a different site that I'm running now.(lol I wont tell ya what it is) aside from slowing down the blogs, I'm also kinda unhappy with how the site LOOKS and how I've set everything up, so depending on if I'm lazy or not, you may see a massive re-design sometime in the future. If you talked to me at all during the development of this site, you would know that I didnt actually write the CSS myself, and this is actually a free site template I downloaded. Very cringe. So, yeah. If you wannna know the domain for the new site I'm running you're gonna need to reach out to me and you gotta know me personally, as it's not exactly something I want tied to my name. I wanna keep it mostly anonymous.

TL;DR

I'm gonna be keeping this site nice and politically correct while I post my funny stuff on a secret other site, and I might redesign this site completely at some point. 

 Thats about it.

 Cheers.

Octo-

hehehe new cartoon can you believe it??

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Holy moly, I'm blowin up!

Thanks for all the love, and stay tuned for more silly cartoons.

I'm gonna go back to playing Among Us now, I'll see you goofy fellas at 400 fans.

-Octo

NG IS STUPID AND GAY!!!

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