Total Medals Earned: 251 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,965 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Get to stage 5
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Get to stage 10
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.
Medals Earned: 9/27 (360/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Do a combo of 9!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/100 points)
Get A Total Of 10 Kills
Get A Total Of 50 Kills
Get A Total Of 30 Kills
Get A Total Of 130 Kills
Get A Total Of 170 Kills
Get A Total Of 100 Kills
Get A Total Of 70 Kills
Get A Total Score Of 300
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/90 points)
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Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
